My head was still spinning from the consultation that we had that morning, as my wife and I settled into bed (where we do most of our important things) and cracked open our respective laptops. For the next few hours we researched and read and hypothesized and discussed and freaked out (well, I did anyway, thank goodness my other half is always cool as a cucumber) about how we were going to get a baby in my belly.
Now, we didn’t want to ignore the recommendation of our fertility doctor, but we did want to see what other options were out there before deciding to spend $2000 a month on IUI treatments (cha ching!). Also, being the modern day hippy that I am, conceiving in a sterile clinic environment seemed very…sterile. Not really a thought that gets my uterus going, ya know? We had always jokingly tossed around the idea of finding a friend and just getting them to, you know…ahem…and then letting a turkey baster do the rest! We weren’t really sure about the viability of this option (or why everyone insists on using a turkey baster), given the obvious legal issues, but we still wanted to explore options fully before we committed.
It seemed to us that we had two options to get pregnant: (1) a known sperm donor (and turkey baster); or (2) IUI with an anonymous sperm donor at the clinic.
Now, before we dive into the legalities of known donors and turkey basters (seriously, has anyone ever actually used a turkey baster?!), there is a really important question to be answered: how do you tactfully ask for a dude’s sperm? Well, if you’re like me, you just have a couple of beers and bring it up jokingly in a conversation with your guy of choice and just see what happens! That way if things get awkward you can just laugh it off and not make your friendship weird forever. Chandler and Monica had a slightly different approach to this situation. Despite my lack of conversational grace, we did receive a couple of offers from male friends who were happy to help us become parents. This made us really hopeful that we could make this more natural and economical method of baby-making work for us. That was until we saw the other side of having a known donor.
We started delving more into this topic by simply Googling “known sperm donor” and every variation of that phrase that we could think of. Surely lots of lesbian couples before us have considered this option and there would be plenty of resources for us to follow in their footsteps, right?
The lack of information out there about known sperm donor law was pretty disappointing. Actually, the deeper we searched, the less we felt sure of anything regarding both LGBT and fertility law. Our main concerns were: (1) ensuring equal parental rights for my wife; and (2) ensuring that the known donor could not try to claim parentage in the future. As we sifted through news stories and blogs, we found quite a few alarming stories of lesbian couples who had their known donor change their mind and try to claim parentage of the child after the birth. I couldn’t imagine a more devastating situation. Unfortunately, in most of the circumstances, these couples had not done their due diligence and had a known donor agreement (here is an example contract) in place and also had not consulted a lawyer. My heart broke for these families who had trusted a friend, only to be betrayed in the worst way. Clearly, the birth of a child can have a profound and unpredictable impact on everyone involved and not always for the better.
So, as long as we had a known donor contract and a legal consultation, we were good to go, right?
Apparently, there is very little legal precedent for cases of lesbian couples using known sperm donors in Canada, though there are a few cases that have come up in the States. That means that even with the legalities in place, it still may be possible for a known donor to try and claim parentage. Regulations on parentage are by province. Alberta and BC have made some laws that prevent sperm donors from trying to be parents, but the rest of the country is really falling behind in LGBT parentage legislation (this is a decent article from June 2016 with more details). Ontario updated legislation (for the first time since 1978!) in November of 2016, to be enforced starting January 1, 2017 that ensures equal parentage rights for LGBTQ2+ and straight couples alike (a quick overview on this law is here). I guess late progress is better than no progress? Regardless, we weren’t confident in our rights here in Saskatchewan and didn’t really know where to go to clarify the law. We did email a fertility lawyer in Regina, but never got a response.
A billion articles and websites later, our eyes slowly began to glaze over and our hearts sank a little as we realized that either way we went, this was not going to be a simple process. From what we could surmise from the piecemeal information on parental rights for LGBT couples in Canada, it appeared that we would need a known sperm donor contract drawn up with a fertility lawyer. Following birth, my wife would need to declare parentage either through a legal declaration or a second parent adoption. Both of these options would come with decent lawyer’s fees, though we weren’t sure how much. Given the lack of precedent, there was still a slim chance that there could be legal complications down the road. We really did not want to take that chance, never mind that the lawyers fees could potentially be far more than the price of IUI.
Whew…ya’ll still with me here?
That leaves us with the intrauterine insemination procedure recommended by the fertility clinic. The pros of this option include: full parental rights (with no chance of the donor changing his mind and trying to claim parental rights of our child in the future) and safe sperm that had been washed of any STIs and genetically tested. An added bonus of this option was also the opportunity to choose exactly the donor we wanted, from blood type to eye colour to whether or not the donor allowed contact with children in the future. The cons of this option include: conceiving in a clinic environment, paying approximately $2000 per cycle (cha ching!) and having to do a bunch of travelling and taking time off work for various appointments (which is peanuts in the grand scheme of things, but still not ideal for us). Overall, this was the most straight forward and legal option. We seemed to be leaning in this direction, but our only hesitation was the price and inconvenience. We were hoping that the cost would be a bit lower, or that there may be a home option. Turns out there is an at-home IUI option (through the Repromed Sperm Bank…more on this later!), but it’s twice as expensive as in-clinic IUI because you have to use two vials of sperm each cycle! Ain’t nobody got money for that…well, at least we don’t.
Needless to say, we were overwhelmed at the reality of the situation. The other day, I had a patient ask if I had children and I told him cheerfully that I didn’t have kids yet, but we were planning to have one soon. He told me that trying was the fun part. If only he knew.
After watching too many episodes of Friends and eating some pizza in bed, we finally made our decision: we were going to go the IUI route.
This option afforded us the most security and parental rights, which was very important to us. It was a relief to finally have decided that going through the fertility clinic would be the best option for us. I think every couple is unique in what is important to them, and for us the biggest deciding factor was guaranteeing our parental rights and ensuring the safety of the sperm sample. Fortunately for us, we have been saving for a couple of years knowing that we weren’t going to be able to have babies the “old fashioned way”, so the cost is not as big of a burden as it may be for other couples. That being said, we don’t have an endless supply of cash, so if IUI doesn’t work within a few cycles then we may be back to the drawing board again.
Now on to the next step: picking a sperm donor.
As a side note, I could not imagine navigating this process with anyone other than my lovely wife. She makes me laugh and reminds me to not take anything in life too seriously. I’m so lucky that I will get to raise a child with this woman.